Control the roll..

My husband and I are taking two, very long walks with our dog every day. We changed our route so we don’t have to touch our community’s gates anymore and we are exclusively walking in the street so as to avoid passing people too closely.

Extreme? Who knows anymore.. but I’d rather er on the side of caution especially now that we have our first official case in town.

Our walks are mentally cleansing, we are able to greet our neighbors from a distance and my husband and I discuss what’s on our minds.

Yesterday’s topic of concern was toilet paper..as in who is using more, him or me.

I am not even kidding.

We discussed frequency of use and techniques. He thinks I’m using more than him because of the obvious: I’m a woman.. but when I’m in the bathroom you will never hear the sound of a spinning roll..you know that sound, right? It’s like a whirr.. You will also never see me grasp that end piece and swing my arm way to one side as if I’m  preparing to hit a tennis ball.

These are just the facts.

As we rounded the last corner on the home stretch, my hubby came up with an idea..an experiment to determine once and for all who the mystery “heavy user” is. We will each get our own roll and see whose lasts longer.

I know… this is an imperfect test and cheating will happen, but the shenanigans will happen on both sides so they should cancel each other out.

If nothing else, I’m guessing we will both cut way back in our attempts to prove that the other is the heavy user..so that’s a win-win no matter who wins, right?

Strange times indeed…

Keep tryin’ to find reasons to smile..and again, please don’t become a burden to our hospitals or a danger to others- stay home, stay sane and stay at least 10 feet away.

 

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