SWI- Shopping While “Intoxicated”

Of all the crazy behavior featured on cable TV, hoarding always bothers me the most. I can excuse the outrageous behavior of housewives looking to stay relevant, “little people” creating drama for big ratings and 90 day fiancées marrying the equivalent of their grandparents to get green cards..but the hoarding? Now THAT’S disturbing!

And sadly, here we are.

We joke about that initial hoarding of Charmin, but instead of it abating, our desire for TP has exploded into a need for absolutely every single paper product known to mankind- including greeting cards.

I mean for real, can YOU find paper plates?

And here’s a question: are the same folks who are too damn lazy to clean their dishes seriously now all busy baking homemade bread?

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Because I cannot find flour anywhere- can you?

Let’s face it, we are SWI…shopping while “intoxicated.”

We are drunk on a cocktail of:

one part facebook,

two parts instagram

three parts CNN.

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It’s a toxic brew where FOMO intersects with hyped-up news, and I hate to tell ya, if you’re a meat eater, now is no time to sit on your rump roast..

the hoarding-fun has just begun.

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. LA says:

    My husband almost bought the Emeril air fryer pressure cooker thing off of an infomercial…

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Cindy says:

      SWI!!! 😂

      Liked by 1 person

  2. beth says:

    It will continue to get nuttier as we go –

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Cindy says:

      50 shades of “recovery”..I guess we have to go through it to get over it..

      Liked by 1 person

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